A Simple Doodle, Or Something More Sinister?
This is what happens when you spend too much time on my blog. Unique has fallen victim to an acute case of iMuslim-mania. She just can’t get me out of her head, apparently. She has also taken liberties with my username, by adding ‘ah’ to the end. This is a sign that the disease is getting worse, as that is my lesser-known YouTube ID (some highly unoriginal brother stole “iMuslim”, cha).
In her defense, the patient claims that she was simply doodling while she was on the phone, and this all happened “subconsciously”. These kinds of delusions are to be expected from sufferers of iMuslim-mania. It is obvious to any healthy individual, that bloggers are quite incapable of using the phone; Skype is much preferred over a hard-line connection. Besides which, bloggers are notoriously geeky, and are thus unlikely to have any friends to talk to.
Poor child… we can only pray that her sanity is returned to her intact.
Not to be a jerk but that brother was thinking the same way you were. Let me rip off the i from the iPod.
God father of Muslim Jerks
May 22, 2007 at 3:59 am
lol..and why did she mail you the picture that proves her ____ ?
Sharique
May 22, 2007 at 4:57 am
GFOMJ:
Not to be a jerk
Hmm… for someone who uses irony so well, you kinda suck at detecting it.
Let me rip off the i from the iPod.
No.
Sharique: Don’t you see? It was a cry for help from a desperate woman!
iMuslim
May 22, 2007 at 11:38 am
IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE.
Humph.
Unique Muslimah
May 22, 2007 at 9:00 pm
Bloggers are geeky? I almost dropped my book on Edwardian Baroque Architecture when i read that!!
Oh, Ok. I see what you mean.
Lucyp
May 23, 2007 at 12:05 am
Ah! My sweet Luvf!
Why blame the beholder when the fault lies with the object and its creator?
Your original Aashiq, DP
DP
May 23, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Unique: hahahahaha… oh, am i meant to be sympathetic here?
Lucy: Gee, Lucy, could you be more of a nerd? Now stop bothering me while i read my Dark Horse BtVS comic book. This one’s special edition!
DP: DP? Is that you?
iMuslim
May 23, 2007 at 10:01 pm
hahahaha.
you guys are cutas
Organic Muslimah
May 23, 2007 at 11:57 pm
Lets not talk about my secret nickname for u
Organic Muslimah
May 23, 2007 at 11:58 pm
Yep. Its me. The same majnoo who placed his heart at your delicate feet only to see you lift your abaya and proceed to bend it like Beckham.
DP
May 24, 2007 at 2:16 am
On no, Dining Philosopher? I hope you’ll show some more respect this time around … you’re not off to a great start, unfortunately.
Faraz
May 24, 2007 at 2:49 am
Organic: Secret nickname? You mean {whisper whisper}?
DP: So you have survived your PhD – and my, er, heart kicking?
Faraz:
iMuslim
May 24, 2007 at 12:31 pm
No. I did not survive your heart kicking. After your cruel rejection I became an alcoholic and roamed around singing sad love songs and drawing doodles (like the one shown in the picture) on public property. I have been trying to forget you … I even joined Lovers Anonymous … but I saw the following picture in a roadside newspaper which brought all the memories flooding back, triggering a relapse.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42739000/jpg/_42739363_hafsa2_afp_300.jpg
But worry not my Indian, er, British Rose. I am off to anoint the Berlin wall by sketching your sweet name on it. And as usual, you have my utmost respect and undying love.
DP
May 24, 2007 at 4:24 pm